My Advice to Young Citizens
of the Internet

Evidently an alarming number of people seem content with getting all their information from unhinged rapists on twitter. (Reasons Trump is an actual president.)

It's become a thing. Like fake news. Apparently some find sexual harassment really entertaining too. This is profoundly unethical.

Before making conclusions, (or judgements) always consider the source.

Toronto Police advised me to never engage a stalker in any way. Don't respond to emails or cat calls online. Any reaction from you would only fuel their disturbing social behaviour. Provide more fodder for their invented fantasies, thus perpetuating their sick fixation. Of course, this approach doesn't work online. Stalkers seem to so enjoy the attention they receive from fellow stalkers and bullies online, any response from you is hardly necessary for harassment to escalate.

I can only hope AI will soon fix this, but until then, your only true recourse is to learn to hack.

When meeting strangers, online or IRL, steer clear of any human who seems uncomfortably desperate and needy right off the bat.

People you meet at parties are not your friends. They won't have your back. Don't 'Friend' or 'Follow' them, and if you occasionally partake of herbal remedies like marijuana, don't give out your business card while high.

If you are going to stand up for something publicly — human rights, ethics, politics — be prepared to stand alone.

I don't spend 24/7 on twitter, or any other social network, and neither should you. These are toxic environments and it would be wise to limit your exposure.

Be vigilant about protecting your information and privacy online.

This is the kind of man (or woman) who spends his (or her) days creating multiple anonymous twitter accounts from which to stalk and harass random women online: Canada Creep. The Canada Creep twitter account amassed over 17,000 (complicit) followers, (whose names/photos I'd still like to see.) That this has become acceptable social behaviour is not funny. Honestly, sometimes I feel like I no longer wish to participate in this century. If you see something that's not right, report it, don't just ignore it. Don't let them win. For the love of all things good and true, don't let this become the future of the Internet.

Stalking a woman is not a romantic gesture. It is a crime.

Sexual Harassment is not a bizarre new form of reality television.

And a stalker/rapist is not your boyfriend. He is not your ex-boyfriend. He is a disturbed individual who should seek professional help.

There are a number of possible ways to fix the unholy sewer of hate and defamation that is twitter. Encouraging harassment isn't one of them.

Photo by: Toa Heftiba Cebu City, Philippines

Adventures in Data
Part 1

I don't recall exactly when I became obsessed with data, but it was a long time ago. Back when Facebook was fairly new and I was still posting selfies and pretending to appreciate the 'FarmVille gifts' from my co-workers at Corus Entertainment.

I actually have Mark Zuckerberg to thank for having accidentally stumbled into a rabbit hole of data, and then deciding I'd rather not climb out. It all started with Facebook. I mean, I was already using analytics to track user activity on my personal and work websites, but really, it was Facebook that turned it into an obsession.

I quickly grew bored of FarmVille and was convinced there had to be more to social networking than this. More than sharing selfies and shilling diet products. That's when I discovered EdgeRank, Facebook's original newsfeed ranking system. You could easily customize what was showing up in your newsfeed. I began adding music and science stories, and subtracting all the gardening and knitting photos from relatives. (Sorry, Mum.)

It was all fun and games until Facebook began employing a more complex ranking algorithm based on machine learning. They stopped calling it EdgeRank, now it's just called Facebook's Newsfeed Algorithm, and this was about the time I discovered all the (bordering on unethical) ways an algorithm can be applied.

I found I was able to use similar algorithms to predict outcomes with an average 85% accuracy. And it worked with anything. I began collecting data on various random subjects and using Facebook to field test my results. It was kind of like a secret science experiment.

While I became more and more fascinated with algorithms and statistical modeling, I was also growing increasingly suspicious of social networking in general. If you only knew just how much personal information one can gleen from social networks; based on the kind of intimate information I've been able to collect from total strangers. I won't even go into issues of stalking and harassment (yet). It was no longer about connecting with friends and family. It became creepy. A dark alley you don't venture into alone at night. I stopped accepting 'Friend Requests' and sharing personal information, pictures, anything that would give away my location; particularly party invitations, because the invitations that were public, would show the entire world exactly where you'd be, and when you'd be there. My social networking presence resembled the sparsely furnished foyer of a newly constructed office building. A couple folding chairs and maybe a glass of water, but don't get comfortable, you won't be staying long.

To be continued...

Site Building

First I have to say, Vive la France! Vive l'Europe! <3 I am very happy France has elected Emmanuel Macron as President.

Second, I forgot how fun it is to build websites, hence Astronaut Cat. :)

Third, for reasons I haven't figured out yet, the embedded Google Map in the contact section doesn't work in the new Microsoft Edge browser, but seems to work fine in every other browser known to man. I secretly hope no one on earth is using Microsoft Edge and also that one of the good people at Google Maps notices this oversight.

And lastly, work at Solar Ship supersedes life at the moment, but I intend to start, when time permits, writing more useful bits about my adventures in data, as the blog title suggests.

A New Website

I haven't started actually writing here yet because I'm still in the middle of building, but I have written a few short posts about my volunteer work for friends at Environmental Vision Exchange; a Canadian charity that travels (mostly through Africa) solving problems. You can find it here: http://evecharity.org/blog